Antics

Xander is at the stage where he loves to goof around and he adores word games. So we play a lot of that in the car, especially on short rides.

"Mommy, have you ever eaten a pizza while standing on your head?"
"NO! Xander, have you ever sat on a camel and washed your hair?"
"NO!"

Insert gales of laughter in between the lines.

We also have a game where I kiss him and he wipes them off. I've told him that my kisses go straight to his heart and are permanent. He argues that kisses are not permanent. The other day he said one that made me cringe from the image:

"I can just eat your kisses out of my heart!"

Ewwwwwwwwwwwh! Is there such thing as self-cannibalism?